I run a bloodied hand through wiry hair, "So what do we do now? Eat it?" And a brutal slap to the cheek made it abhorrently clear that my query was notoriously void. "I would suggest ripping your dick off and making damned sure something like this never has a chance to happen again," She responds violently, "But unfortunately I refuse to get that close again."
A stifled sigh of relief whistles precariously through my lips as those words worm their way into my ear canals and massage my eardrums with their reassuring kisses. And as I can let a small iota of calm embrace my posture once more, I lean over and grab the closest instrument to my right; which just so happened to be a shovel.
A quick scoop and an even quicker plop and the frail demon carcass was tossed into the bowels of a smoldering hot furnace, the vicious sizzle and pop of soon cooking meat met our ears with a devilish ease, sending small pangs of pleasure through the nerve endings of my spine, making me squirm in place in a stunted jig of excitement and hilarity.
"Okay, now what the fuck is wrong with you?" Elenoir mutters through darkened eyes, the most eloquent scowl twisting her features in the most diabolical way. A bark of laughter was my audible response, the twirl of my lips leading me into an all too rare smile and I pat her roughly on the head.
"Well obviously we just performed on of the single most blasphemous acts known to society today! Oooooh if the world new that'd be turning their heads away in such an utter display of disgust! God damn how that makes me giddy! Let's go get some Taco Bell."
I start to turn but I feel clawed fingers snap into place around my wrist, sending the coldest chill up my spine and corrupting the euphoric joyish feeling and replacing it with the realization of impending doom. And it was all I could do but twist my neck upon it's axis to see the hellish glare that awaited me.
"Oh you aren't going anywhere..." her curled lips seethed with a venom that burned with excess. Her grip tightens and a merciful squeak escapes my whimpering skull cave. The hate within her stare centered upon me and the growl that started spilling from her throat did little to ease my worries as one second we held this precarious position, and the next she was hurling herself at my face, nails unsheathed and teenage fangs bared...